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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:39:24 -0400

frikiskrew:

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mahjongnookulus: Wrestling isn’t fake.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:45:19 -0400

mahjongnookulus:

Wrestling isn’t fake.

What's your favorite part of a cat's body?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:08:08 -0400

the all of it

ranunculee: srmxy: This was one heck of a thing to drop on me...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:07:43 -0400

ranunculee:

srmxy:

This was one heck of a thing to drop on me at 3:30 AM, Google.

now this right here is good shit. the unexpectedness of skeletor. the deadpan reaction. why this person was googling “most powerful smurf.” the fact that they did this at 3 in the morning. good post, quality post

sympetali: My headcannon for the months following the Friends finale is that one night Rachel wakes...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:58:42 -0400

sympetali:

My headcannon for the months following the Friends finale is that one night Rachel wakes up in a cold sweat after having a nightmare and realizes that she gave up her dream job for Ross fucking Geller. She looks over at his dorky, pretentious face and remembers all the crappy things he did to her over the years. She slides out of bed, packs a bag for her and a bag for Emma, books a flight, and leaves a note that says: “we’re on a break.”

She goes to Paris. She lives her dream. She marries a hot French woman because we all know she’s bisexual af.

What A Great Idea!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:58:02 -0400

alexandervonkoopa:

birdrhetorics:

cooltoy101:

pr1nceshawn:

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets.

These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

Big Dave

reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design

Big Dave is awesome, the pizza place displaying Big Dave is like a fifteen minute drive from me

tilthat: TIL the blue dye in M&Ms has been found to reduce spinal injury in rats, with the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:55:53 -0400

tilthat:

TIL the blue dye in M&Ms has been found to reduce spinal injury in rats, with the unfortunate side effect of temporarily turning them blue.
via reddit.com

grumpytrans: soldierpallaton: bad-post-pikachu: MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE Keep an eye out for this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:55:43 -0400

grumpytrans:

soldierpallaton:

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

It looks like the “Creator” of the flag is @/dont-mistake-our-geography, she is an avid MAP supporter and possible MAP herself. She has her main blog in her title under “stennastims” which she says she’ll follow from! So, if you get followed from either! Block them!

📢 PEDOPHILES 🙌 ARE 🙌 NOT 🙌 WELCOME 🙌 IN 🙌 THE 🙌 LGBT+ 🙌 COMMUNITY 📢

gaymorphoknight: “this character is trans because I’m trans and I like them” is a power move but...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:07:46 -0400

gaymorphoknight:

“this character is trans because I’m trans and I like them” is a power move but “this character is cis because I’m trans and I don’t like them” is an even bigger power move

brittonofarc: my-life-is-sometimes-interesting: catnipkittie5: ibuprfn: justaphobethings: Bi...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:07:12 -0400

brittonofarc:

my-life-is-sometimes-interesting:

catnipkittie5:

ibuprfn:

justaphobethings:

Bi ppl: *exist*

My ace ass:

Ace ppl: *exist*

My bi ass:

bi and ace people: *exist*

my pan ass:

Bi, ace, and pan people: *exist*

My lesbian ass:

Bi, ace, pan, and lesbian people: Exist

My gay ass:

tilthat: TIL the word “dude” was first used in the late 1800s as an insult towards young men who...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:06:59 -0400

tilthat:

TIL the word “dude” was first used in the late 1800s as an insult towards young men who were overly concerned with keeping up with the latest fashions
via reddit.com

daddyzarc: doesnt know what a handshake is “What is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:05:05 -0400

daddyzarc:

*doesnt know what a handshake is*

“What is this? Why are you extending your hand? Is this a trap?”

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:57:36 -0400

skysinger-musings: thanks-for-the-scarf: gojiro: Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:49:17 -0400

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:

gojiro:

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:48:47 -0400

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:48:17 -0400

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:34:04 -0400

baracknobama: snowys1349: fashionistaflower: donut-gal98: fash...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:33:16 -0400

baracknobama:

snowys1349:

fashionistaflower:

donut-gal98:

fashionistaflower:

donut-gal98:

when you’ve spent all your money on makeup and you don’t have a job 🙃

not me because I have a job 😌🍃

how ????

I used the good&co app and landed a job at apple hehe all u gotta do is take a quiz and it matches u to companies based on ur personality and skills x

omg it actually works?!

i downloaded it here

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: teashoesandhair: I actually love the ungrateful millennial trope,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:32:05 -0400

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

teashoesandhair:

I actually love the ungrateful millennial trope, because I went to the V&A today and took a lot of photos of statues’ butts, and it tired me out, so I went to the café and had a cup of tea. In the V&A café, there’s a piano that customers can just use without asking, and a man sat down at it and started to play. I know nothing about music, but it sounded great to me.

At the table next to me was an old couple, probably in their late 60s, and the man kept tutting and sighing as the chap played, and I heard him mutter to his wife, “this is a [insert musty dead white composer here], there should be more MELODY,” and he just kept griping.

Now, to me, an ignorant and uncultured millennial, it just seemed super cool that we were essentially getting a free piano accompaniment to our Earl Grey, and so I stayed a while to listen, because this guy had some balls getting up there to play in front of us all, and I wanted him to feel appreciated. I also live tweeted it, and the old man kept glaring at me for being on the phone. I kid you not.

When he was done, we all (including the grumpy old man) applauded for him, and he looked really surprised. I thought I’d let him know how much I loved it, because I have terrible social anxiety and am trying to get out of my shell a bit, so I approached him and said “I know nothing about music, but I really enjoyed hearing you play,” and he BEAMED.

Turns out that he’s a concert pianist over from Toronto and we essentially got treated to a free preview of his concert tomorrow night. We chatted for a bit and then I left, and the old couple still looked really grouchy.

But hey. Ungrateful millennials!!

Trust me. Millennials have been so deprived, you can give them a free napkin and they will cry. Old people have been so spoiled that you can literally give them a free symphony and they will bitch about it. Nothing satisfies old people.

roskiiart: soldierpallaton: bad-post-pikachu: MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE Keep an eye out for this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:30:35 -0400

roskiiart:

soldierpallaton:

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

It looks like the “Creator” of the flag is @/dont-mistake-our-geography, she is an avid MAP supporter and possible MAP herself. She has her main blog in her title under “stennastims” which she says she’ll follow from! So, if you get followed from either! Block them!

HOLY SHIT.

Thanks for the heads up!

Captobingu

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mahjongnookulus: Wrestling isn’t fake.

What's your favorite part of a cat's body?

ranunculee: srmxy: This was one heck of a thing to drop on me...

sympetali: My headcannon for the months following the Friends finale is that one night Rachel wakes...

What A Great Idea!

tilthat: TIL the blue dye in M&Ms has been found to reduce spinal injury in rats, with the...

grumpytrans: soldierpallaton: bad-post-pikachu: MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE Keep an eye out for this...

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

gaymorphoknight: “this character is trans because I’m trans and I like them” is a power move but...

brittonofarc: my-life-is-sometimes-interesting: catnipkittie5: ibuprfn: justaphobethings: Bi...

tilthat: TIL the word “dude” was first used in the late 1800s as an insult towards young men who...

daddyzarc: *doesnt know what a handshake is* “What is...

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skysinger-musings: thanks-for-the-scarf: gojiro: Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires...

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

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baracknobama: snowys1349: fashionistaflower: donut-gal98: fash...

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: teashoesandhair: I actually love the ungrateful millennial trope,...

roskiiart: soldierpallaton: bad-post-pikachu: MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE Keep an eye out for this...

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

daddyzarc: doesnt know what a handshake is “What is...